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Donald Demotivational Poster


IT'S SIMPLE - Kill the Burger King


TAGS: mcdonalds the joker burger king zomg waffles
Rating: 3.59/5

More motifakes by Porcelina

stavro1 - November 14, 2009, 11:23 pm
you asked
JESSE - June 11, 2009, 10:22 pm
does anyone notice how well of a crop job this is?!
Biodeath - February 9, 2009, 3:11 am
Hell of a plan. Epic battle right there.


M C D O N A L D S - A boom to the wheelbarrow industry.




MCDONALDS - Let's Put A Smile On That Face!


TAGS: mcdonalds the joker
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by soccerstar7

IchbinKurt - September 17, 2009, 9:45 pm
Very well done.


MCBEATDOWN - The other clowns want Ronald to act more like a goofy clown to entertain the children; But Ronald don't play that.


TAGS: ronald mcdonald
Rating: 2.65/5

More motifakes by FatherTyme

andnowforme0 - February 8, 2011, 10:55 pm
R.I.P. Homey the Clown.


THE NEED FOR SPEED - "Five minutes 'till they stop serving McMuffins... I can still make it."


TAGS: fat fail owned motorcyle mcdonald
Rating: 3.29/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

MO - July 2, 2009, 5:54 pm
can't type.....too frickin funny! 5 muffins!
Lex - July 2, 2009, 3:48 pm
40 or 50 cows died to get that much leather over his fat ass.
agdaniele - June 29, 2009, 9:32 pm
Hilarious.


MCDONALDS - Their Burgers Are Made Fresh !!




EURO-DISNEYLAND - The Early Days.


TAGS: nazi nazis hitler donald duck germany disney disneyland disneyworld eurodisny
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by jesterer

GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 2:58 am
Wow,


MCDONALDS - Beating our youth since 1940. Would you like fries with that?


TAGS: mcdonalds sad ronald
Rating: 1.88/5

More motifakes by googlebrain

birdie - August 18, 2008, 2:33 am
Do you believe in magic bitch?? Well DO YOU??!!!!
J - July 8, 2008, 3:55 pm
I personally like this picture with the "Stay Down Bitch" caption.
Roamer - April 15, 2008, 3:12 pm
This isn't all that original anyway, I found one that simply said: OBEY. That was much funnier. Good image, but a bad poster... sorry.
ed dudley - March 12, 2008, 7:29 am
None of your comments are funny you cunt. This picture was vaguely funny until I read your inane prattlings! Fuck off!


MCDONALDS - The REAL flag of your fathers.


TAGS: funny pictures american humor world war 2 mcdonalds
Rating: 2.21/5

More motifakes by Jack Woodward

djinnyf - April 26, 2011, 6:59 pm
Sad, but... xx
coldinjected - April 26, 2011, 11:42 am
I am in the Army Reserve. Active 4 years at Ft Hood (22 months in Iraq). This poster doesn't bug me. The gay slurs and anger to fight an opinion is a bit useless. If you don't like it, it wasn't meant for you.
coldinjected - April 26, 2011, 11:40 am
And Circle gets the square. Nice Sean.
Sean - April 26, 2011, 10:17 am
Well it does say: "Creator: Jack Woodward." That wasn't a clue for you? Will you be changing your handle to someonewithadifferentlessusefulclue?
someonewithaclue - April 26, 2011, 8:51 am
What asshole did this? Do you know how many guys died for this? I am so sorry to see someone thinks this is humor. What a sick world we live in.
ihateyou - November 10, 2009, 7:54 pm
eat shit jack. fucking faggot
aesop's folly - November 10, 2009, 4:08 pm
go put a sandpaper dildo up your ass Jack Woodward


FAST FOOD APOCALYPSE - AND YOU WONDER WHY WE ARE DOOMED


TAGS: food apocalypse doomed mcdonalds fat
Rating: 3.89/5

More motifakes by Lavinator

Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 10:20 pm
(blink) is he getting paid to advertise for those companies? I got some clear chub and could use some more burger money.
Reality Lord - February 20, 2012, 3:10 pm

no lingering death here. one massive explosion of arteries. and in the end...maybe he's the smart one.


GRIMACE! - And you thought he was just an imaginary McDonald's character.


TAGS: grimace mcdonald s head
Rating: 1.95/5

More motifakes by Kevin

TigerKid - December 8, 2008, 12:20 am
Reminds me of those Thumb charcters
Big Daddy - November 11, 2008, 3:48 am
lol
BANJAXED - August 12, 2008, 5:25 pm
WTF....Sad part is , this doesn't looked shopped , his head weighs about 78 pounds


HOW IT ALL BEGAN - The rest is hamburger history!


TAGS: hamburglar ronald mcdonald
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

ANAL - March 2, 2009, 10:32 am
This is robbery, not burgulary. He is the Hamrobber


LOYALTY -




FINALLY, - Someone gets it.


TAGS: mcdonalds lolcats fail
Rating: 3.96/5

More motifakes by thereddragon

rerun - August 7, 2010, 7:02 pm

Them do it via PM
SundiMundi - August 7, 2010, 6:51 pm
I'd like to have a conversation with whoever decides what makes the site and what doesn't...


MACCAS RUNS -


TAGS: mcdonalds adam vs god maccas
Rating: 3.12/5

More motifakes by LeightonESmith

Renza - January 23, 2013, 8:57 am
Everyone knows that Jesus is a gardener
KoU - January 12, 2012, 11:23 am
Ahahahahaha Amazing!


MCDONALDS COUPONS - That moment when you realize just how poor you really are.


TAGS: owned coupons mcdonalds funny win
Rating: 4.81/5

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rerun - November 27, 2011, 7:16 pm

nice, 5L


CHILDREN - Much tastier than Big Macs


TAGS: grimus mcdonald s children
Rating: 3.24/5

More motifakes by Alificus

Produceman117 - December 18, 2009, 12:15 am
What if this really did happen that day and nobody was paying attention? Like what if he ate him and everything? How much would that suck?
Marvin Wankerstein - December 17, 2009, 9:20 pm
Yum, crunchy...
MrRandom - December 17, 2009, 8:44 pm
Om nom nom?
GreyScorpion - December 17, 2009, 8:44 pm
must not taste good, look at him Grimace.


DON'T WORRY - It's all white meat.


TAGS: cannibalism etc mcdonalds fatness whitemeat meat
Rating: 2.13/5

More motifakes by God

Gearry - March 30, 2010, 2:09 pm
Just love the disturbing mood in this picture. ;)


RONALD MCDONALD - GONE BAD -




SHE'S MY LITTLE - deuce coupe you don't know what I got


TAGS: mcdonalds beach boys
Rating: 4.64/5

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Airman - August 31, 2011, 1:38 pm
I would say that it is a large fry box, with a mcnugget box on top. Vrooooom
the1stCOMMI3 - August 31, 2011, 1:34 am
What is that, a big mac box???


RONALD BEGINS - Teach him well so that he won't grow up to be Stephen King's "It".


TAGS: ronald mcdonald clown baby
Rating: 3.48/5

More motifakes by The Great Whamini

Faceplant31 - February 25, 2010, 11:19 am
ROR!!!! Nice matt, thanks.
Fatt Matt - February 25, 2010, 11:13 am
I rake leaves... what's your point, Face??
Faceplant31 - February 25, 2010, 9:47 am
I rake offense to this TGW! J/k


BAD HAIR DAY - Your hair will stand on end just before God Smites you with a bolt from the blue!




I JUST WANTED A CHEESEBURGER - McDonalds said hell no bitch




HAPPY MEAL NEW GIFT - Free colonoscopy I'm lovin it.


TAGS: junk food mcdonald s happy meal
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by suzieq

thesunshinesing - September 22, 2012, 6:59 pm
hi :) let's please be appropriate :)
suzieq - January 24, 2012, 8:54 pm
ROTFL - only now I see the pattern with the pencil sharpener ! My shrink is goin' to love it...
tellitlikeitis - January 24, 2012, 8:19 pm
Wow, another one, something tells me...
mariand - January 23, 2012, 5:22 pm
reading between words, this poster seems to say, I'm going to vomit... Kids you can vote and if you've already voted, ignore this notice... :))))


BE YOURSELF - “I'm criticized all over the world for wearing a toupee. So let's let this serve the world as notice that it's my hair. It may not be pretty, but it's me.” Donald Trump




Ronald McDonald -




RONALD MCDONALD - You want fries with that bitch?




LIPOSUCTION - How Ronald gets his smile on


TAGS: ronald mcdonalds blood boy fat random
Rating: 2.73/5

More motifakes by wampyre

Steadybeat - December 16, 2010, 11:38 pm
Mc Gore thats new
Fatt Matt - February 3, 2010, 2:28 pm
Wouldn't it be zourists? just trying to understand...
[email protected] - February 3, 2010, 12:42 pm
Is ziz about the south american gangs zat kill tourists 4 zere fat, or zombies


RONALD MC DONALD - "all employees must be disciplined."




California Law -


TAGS: stupid california law coffee mcdonald s like a boss
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

steve1961 - July 30, 2013, 12:53 pm
Think that's bad? Just try saying "***** with a ******* rusty *****."
falloutghoul - July 30, 2013, 7:53 am
That's true. :)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 30, 2013, 3:38 am
My wife and I laugh at each other. When we get bored of that, we make fun of passerby. When THAT gets boring, we laugh at our pets... I'm telling you, cats know when you're laughing at them :-/
GaryO - July 29, 2013, 3:20 pm
I swear it seems like only 43 years. Truly, both our demented senses of twisted humor have been a help. We used to point and laugh at others, now we point at each other, laughing our hind ends off.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 29, 2013, 1:11 pm
44 years? congrats.
GaryO - July 29, 2013, 8:41 am
I have a ritual; every day I get up. Trudge to the breakfast table. Smack lips. Scratch. Sit. Stare at, gulp down steaming hot coffee. Scream. My wife’s morning ritual is staring incredulously at her moronic husband of 44 years.
Renza - July 29, 2013, 7:44 am
Coffee is typically boiling when it is made, one should expect the possibility that the temperature of the liquid may still be around that point. Unless they're mentally deficient anyway.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 29, 2013, 1:38 am
Yes, but doesn't anything feel scalding when poured into the [email protected]? Just saying.
Ism - July 28, 2013, 6:23 pm
Still stunned [email protected] was Censored... must be in that same California Law... I stand Corrected
Ism - July 28, 2013, 6:20 pm
Wow... [email protected] is censored... **Sigh**
Ism - July 28, 2013, 6:19 pm
5L's on the Poster.. My 2 cents.. Would you set a Water Heater in your Home so High that when a guest turns on the Hot Water they receive 3rd degree burns? McD's should have had better sense than to set a Coffee Machine that high.. Hot Yes, Scalding No...
Silverheart - July 28, 2013, 4:06 pm

Next thing you know, they're gonna tell you ice cream is cold. (I agree fully with you on this one!) 5(goodTOtheLASTdrop)Ls


I'LL TAKE A... - Darn, missed again!


TAGS: russian mcdonalds subway on the go
Rating: 3.75/5

More motifakes by Vitek

Derek - November 19, 2009, 1:15 am
McRuski's - subway drive-in?
stavro1 - November 18, 2009, 11:56 pm
thanks
agdaniele - November 18, 2009, 11:32 pm
More of these, less of everything else. 5L


HAPPY MEALS - Next time remember the toy




MCDONALDS - They Must Be Running Short Of Ingredients !




Soul Food -


TAGS: sundae mcdonalds perspective hell people
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - January 14, 2015, 4:04 pm
Happy, bloody, skull face! Complete with grinning teeth! Luuuuuv it! And of course, well spoken, Cannibal! The harsher realities in life give it a certain zest that others cannot comprehend! 5L!


TIMES ARE BAD WHEN... - Ello luv! Would you like to supersize that with a nice spot of tea? Charles...be a dear and fetch the peasant a cuppa.




MCDONALD'S - Thanks, but no thanks.....


TAGS: funny mcdonalds fail
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by jdog97

Oiler - January 3, 2013, 1:56 pm
I kind of figured that eventually they would slip up and post the real menu. I have always been partial to pancakes anyways.


MC WEDDING -


TAGS: mcdonalds wedding
Rating: 4/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 24, 2013, 2:30 pm
Now, I've seen everything.


RONARD MCDONARD - Wan you to try the swee an sowa poke mugnugget.




I'M LOVING IT! - Today's special: Weedburger




MCDONALDS - Finding New Ways To Raise Their Bottom Line !


TAGS: mcdonalds macca s rip off bottom line memo
Rating: 2.65/5

More motifakes by MustyK

Chopperliscious - October 16, 2009, 6:43 am
I have the hates on for any fast food franchise right now. 5 Felines.
Krissie - October 15, 2009, 9:39 pm
This actually explains why I get #@[email protected]#* every time on an order when I go there.
thatonechick - October 15, 2009, 9:29 am
Ya know, upon reflection, I would like to add that I didn't mean to be nazi-ish. It just got me thinking about McArson... Do you want fires with that?
thatonechick - October 15, 2009, 9:19 am
Did anyone else notice the letter wants the drive thru girls to leave out hot apple pies and fires?
sheiksaws - October 15, 2009, 8:58 am
bastards!!!!!!!!!!!


DONALD DUCK - Get away from me you damn hoe


TAGS: donald duck get away hoe
Rating: 4.48/5

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EmilioDumphque - January 24, 2012, 9:36 pm
From the Financial Fable. Scrooge's money is hidden in a gigantic corn-crib, but a cyclone "redistributes" it. When everybody's got a share, nobody works except Scrooge. Soon, he's got the only food available to buy.


DEFEAT - Well PETA, looks like your new campaign to guilt us into not eating fish by giving them a cute name just backfired. Here kitty, kitty... Daddy's hungry...


TAGS: seakitten peta fish hungry mcdonalds
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by otakugiant

Cloudchaser - July 17, 2010, 5:48 am
If fish are sea kittens, piglets are bacon seeds


WEIRD - I've never seen an actual mcdonalds being built They just APPEAR


TAGS: fat chicks waiting mcdonalds funny
Rating: 3.78/5

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ICEMAN - September 4, 2011, 1:43 am
I build them all the time.


RONALD - Since McDonald's added the Playplace he's gotten 100% more action!


TAGS: ronald mcdonald
Rating: 3.41/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

temp - October 11, 2009, 12:21 am
Obviously from the mothers whose kids are presently occupied by said Playplace.


HAPPY MEAL - Screw the toy... that's what I'm talkin' about


TAGS: mcdonalds kids tits women
Rating: 3.38/5

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codes - February 28, 2009, 8:58 pm
does the happy meal come with the gun to?


RONNY MAC - His side business keeps his Pimp hand strong.


TAGS: ronald mcdonalds
Rating: 3.2/5

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rerun - May 18, 2010, 3:43 am

yes it has been, but :It: can never be done to death
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 18, 2010, 3:42 am
done to death


OBESITY AWARENESS RIBBON - Oh, the irony.


TAGS: fry french mcdonalds ribbon
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Tode

agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 2:44 am
They're edible.
Sean - July 26, 2009, 2:42 am
You know, you just don't see many of those. Wonder why that is.


IF YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT - I'm, fast easy and cheap


TAGS: mcdonalds for the win
Rating: 4.45/5

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Hinoron - March 27, 2012, 4:47 pm
And apparently pretty happy. People like to gloss over that part. :P


MCDONALDS - They want new business ;)


TAGS: mcdonalds
Rating: 4.25/5

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PERFECTED? - That's one messed up definition of perfected.




RONALD - Welcome to McDonalds. You want someone killed with those fries?


TAGS: mcdonald ronald death note hyuk
Rating: 3.53/5

More motifakes by Kamai

Bartimaeus - November 2, 2009, 8:39 pm
5 Shinigami lions out of five!
Bartimaeus - November 2, 2009, 8:38 pm
BAD-A$S!
tehsupercheez - November 2, 2009, 8:37 pm
Ryuuk. death note.


FUNNY - I never knew McDonalds meant die infidel


TAGS: mcdonalds
Rating: 3.31/5

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panic8 - November 6, 2010, 10:54 am
Reminds me to that urban legend of that girl which didn't knew that her fancy new tattoo in Arabic font didn't said "Love" but "Making love"...


I FIND - your lack of fries disturbing.


TAGS: darth vader ronald mcdonald doris wit liberation
Rating: 2.81/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

Woody - July 22, 2009, 11:17 pm
I find your lack of size disurbing too Darth.
Cubbybear - March 22, 2009, 1:06 am
Darth's been hitting the burgers


EXTRA VALUE COMBO ALPHA - Let Fast Food Kombat Begin!


TAGS: mcdonalds ronald mcdonald burger king kfc wendy s colonel sanders
Rating: 2.55/5

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LogicDude - July 30, 2009, 7:36 am
Who knew Wendy had such a nice rack???


Clowns -


TAGS: appetite gangsta ronnie ronald mcdonalds
Rating: 2.5/5

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K - November 27, 2008, 1:45 am
Asian Ronald is a pimp
english--and proud - November 23, 2008, 8:56 am
Where did you .THINK we got the meat..???


EPIC BURGER - Why haven't I seen this yet at McDonald's?


TAGS: hamburger mcdonalds epic burger huge
Rating: 2.22/5

More motifakes by Trogador

BuzzBomb - August 14, 2008, 5:17 pm
Unfortunatly, YES!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 14, 2008, 12:23 pm
This In-N-Out? It is on the west coast, n'est pas?
BuzzBomb - August 14, 2008, 11:57 am
Ooops. "uncut croutons." Thank you In-N-Out Salad!
BuzzBomb - August 14, 2008, 11:56 am
It's actually healtier than one might think. It is, in fact, one large salad. Burgers and cheese come from cows. Cows eat vegetables. This means cows are walking salad bars. Therefore Epic Cheeseburger is actually Epic Salad. The buns are just uncut c
Narutarded - August 14, 2008, 11:13 am
In-'n-Out is the ONLY burger joint worth MotiFaking.
RnR - August 14, 2008, 9:31 am
It's actually health food!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 14, 2008, 8:59 am
It's practically a salad!
pro - August 14, 2008, 5:41 am
It has lettuce and tomato so it must be healthy!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 14, 2008, 2:15 am
Because there isn't enough bacon and mayo on it.


99 Cent Meals Return -


TAGS: mcdonalds back with 99 meals
Rating: 4.67/5

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Thedge - November 3, 2014, 2:49 pm
Sucks. Yes, billions and billions. World-wide. Weird, McD's gives the people exactly what they want and they all beatch. Get the coffee, no bad press, so far.
Thedge - November 3, 2014, 2:47 pm
Good, cheap coffee. I like the coffee MUCH better than Starbuck's, actually.
GaryO - November 3, 2014, 10:21 am
But...Good coffee is there. Really good coffee.
Cannabal - November 3, 2014, 10:19 am
McDonald's sucks.


Fooling -


TAGS: mcdonalds moose fooling seriously
Rating: 4.56/5

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JesusWept - December 20, 2014, 12:29 pm
Thanks :)
JesusWept - December 20, 2014, 12:27 pm
You tell me. Evidently that photo is from Canada ;) Thanks for the vote!
GaryO - December 20, 2014, 8:38 am
Canuks, go figure. Bullwinkle got kicks
MissPriss - December 20, 2014, 12:26 am
An obvious 5L case of animal abuse! What kind of sick bastrad makes a moose wear striped knee highs?
Thedge - December 19, 2014, 10:27 pm
Really. Yellow antlers on a McMoose ! 5'd.


AIRMAN -


TAGS: mcdonald s fly thru is not that high flying
Rating: 4.2/5

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Airman - May 11, 2010, 5:37 pm
that would be fun!


"UM, MOMMY? WHAT'S..." - "Shut up and put your seatbelt back on, Jimmy. We're going to Burger King."




REGICIDE - It ain't easy!


TAGS: royalty clown burger king mcdonalds fight regicide
Rating: 3.23/5

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MissRed - May 25, 2010, 11:01 am
I'm with Ron the whole way...The King can take it up else where.
TheGrayFox - May 25, 2010, 5:53 am
few things can be more epic than this battle!
Screamin Daemon - December 22, 2009, 11:51 am
I had to look up regicide. After that it was a great poster.


SCARE TACTICS - Because, When It Comes To Children, Simple Nutrition Facts Just Don't Do The Trick.


TAGS: mcdonalds peta
Rating: 2.46/5

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Demo33 - June 17, 2011, 5:23 pm
Yeah when i'm eating a big mac i coulodn't give two shits about how then animal died. There you big stupid chicken you failed to provew a point and you look like a cunt.x
DarthBubba - May 9, 2009, 6:05 am
it's a lot harder to eat them if you don't.


IRONY - It can't be any more obvious ...


TAGS: food hunger macdonalds fat
Rating: 2.46/5
BrockRockswell - October 4, 2011, 8:44 am
I don't think that is actually irony. I believe the word you are looking for is "Happenstance".
VinceVicious - December 25, 2008, 11:22 pm
Posting that it's obvious takes some of the fun out of it. But this is funny. However fucked up it may be.
foxhaven - October 11, 2008, 3:52 am
i dont think thats the point, whats on the tv?
Kung-Fu Devil - September 25, 2008, 5:50 am
That kid has the the body of a centipede.
willowbrook - September 4, 2008, 2:44 pm
photoshop doesnt make that kid any less michelin
Hudson - September 2, 2008, 7:23 pm
PHOTOSHOOOOOP
Waffle - August 28, 2008, 9:59 pm
for commander smart ass over there that doesnt realize the clearly photoshopped TV in the background, yes its photoshopped
f - July 20, 2008, 12:36 am
Its not photoshopped - ive seen this porker on a doco.... he's the posterboy for Mickey-D's
... - July 15, 2008, 9:32 pm
What's that smell...? *sniff* Oh! it's a Pilsbury Dough Boy Yeast Infection...
crescent - July 13, 2008, 7:40 pm
its an obvious photoshop
Jungie - July 10, 2008, 12:30 am
More like the Michelin Man...
... - July 9, 2008, 10:03 pm
Dude, It's Fucking Ironman!


MCDONALDS GANSTAS - Gimme mah Big Mac BITCH!!


TAGS: mcdonalds gansta big mac
Rating: 2.43/5

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Hinoron - March 29, 2012, 10:10 am
About the only people willing to be caught in a photo near that car, but pay money to make it that way.


JUST CLOWNING AROUND -




Hooter's Fault -




WITHHOLDING EVIDENCE - Ronald refused to tell what was in his special sauce


TAGS: police mcdonald arrested
Rating: 4.5/5

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pzykosiz - October 11, 2010, 5:56 pm
really? i thought they got it out of aeroplane barf bags
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 11, 2010, 4:38 pm
Thousand Island dressing and children's tears.


DONALD DUCK STYLE - A new look that will quack you up!




beginning of the end -




WELCOME TO AMERICA - Our work is done here.


TAGS: mcdonalds
Rating: 4.23/5

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Rudedog - April 4, 2013, 2:13 am
Your words are hurtful.


EQUAL OPPORTUNIES -


TAGS: ronald mcdonald replacement
Rating: 3.09/5

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culos - November 24, 2009, 9:49 am
I guess she'd get a proper hoes-down first! (Spelling error is not an error!)
LogicDude - November 24, 2009, 9:45 am
But Culos, what if it's a furburger with cheese?
culos - November 24, 2009, 8:02 am
So tell us, did you fall for her knobbly knees???
Ed-Hyde - November 24, 2009, 7:11 am
heh, looks like my wife. :)
culos - November 24, 2009, 6:43 am
You may be right, to me personally it screams McD, no matter what she thinks she's doing! And I wouldn't mind tasting her Furbuger as well as some other parts.... I'm sure it's a playground where I'd like to play for a while :-)
[email protected] - November 24, 2009, 6:38 am
Hey "CULOS" long-time listener first time caller love the show. Hate to correct you there "CHIEF", but I belive Miss "MUFFIN TOP" over here is doing a COLSPLAY of "MISTY" from POKEMON. And I'll "TEAM ROCKET" that arse YOU FAT BITCH!


NEW OFFER: - Drive Thru Fly Away


TAGS: mary jane is on the counter marijuana restaurant mc donald s
Rating: 2.53/5

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Me_ - April 15, 2010, 3:13 pm
would be better if it was over a billion baked


IT'S GOBBLIN' TIME - Is what you meant to say. ...What a fatty.




POOR JOKER - Another month comes and goes and again no recognition as Employee Of The Month!




MICKEY D'S TRAINEE VIDEO - Oddly, Ahmad accidentally dropped the burger to the floor, twice, on its way to the bag.


TAGS: mcdonald s commercial
Rating: 4.09/5

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CANADA - November 12, 2009, 5:12 pm
LMAO!


MCDUMPSTER -


TAGS: mcdonalds slogans ads golden arches tth homeless
Rating: 4.07/5

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TheTrashHeap - October 4, 2010, 1:42 pm
To clarify this one, there are 10 McDonald's slogans in this poster ranging over 50 yrs.


THEY'RE NOT EXACTLY THE SAME BUT. - proof is in the pudding, or cheeseburgers




CLOWNS - Some of them want to abuse you Some of them want to be abused


TAGS: ronald mc donald clown happy abused eurythmics sweet dreams
Rating: 3.69/5

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agdaniele - July 24, 2010, 11:10 am
[email protected]! I missed this comment... it's the perfect caption!
R.S.Jake - April 13, 2010, 12:45 pm
Are these the auditions for the Hamburglar?


MCDONALDS - Fueling human evolution since 1948




EVIL CORPORATIONS - Why do they get all the nice motivational posters?




MCDONALDS - Did they do this for a laugh, or are they serious?


TAGS: mc donalds
Rating: 3.11/5

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MrBlack - April 8, 2010, 11:33 pm
I worked at one for close to 5 years (sadly). I once saw this and said, "Ye know, I bet if I killed the cashier, I'd raise the average intelligence of this place at least 15 points."
Treehodger - September 13, 2009, 3:23 pm
I worked at McDonalds for two years. Sadly, these people are SERIOUS as AIDs... >.>
mrawesomo - August 6, 2009, 2:56 am
I meant double hamburger button.
mrawesomo - May 26, 2009, 2:14 pm
It's from the short period of time when the didn't have a hamburger button so yes they are serious.


SWEET! - Bacon, Beer, Bongs, Boobs, and Bratwurst! The 5 B's of a Balanced Diet!




RONALD -


TAGS: ronald mcdonald
Rating: 2.56/5

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Hypercat-Z - August 20, 2009, 7:22 pm
Ronald says:"I'm loving it!"


CLOCK-WATCHERS - Eventually they become captains of industry




WALT DISNEY - That's what happens when you hire Hannibal Lecter.


TAGS: donald duck hannibal lecter ice cream disney
Rating: 2.43/5

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Derek - February 24, 2010, 3:08 pm
Mmmmm chilled ducky brains


PICK UP TIP - Stick a big mac in your pants !




MCDONALDS AND MARIO - Epic.


TAGS: mcdonalds mcd s mario wario super smash brother hamburgers cheeseburgers lol funny battle fight
Rating: 1.58/5

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J - June 5, 2008, 9:33 pm
I'm surprised the world didn't freaking explode.


McDonalds -


TAGS: mcdonalds food clowns television firsts
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 15, 2013, 11:53 pm
Some say I wear it too well. Almost broke a friend's arm when he foolishly snuck up on me. Gut reaction....? Maybe it was the clown makeup he was wearing...
MissPriss - May 15, 2013, 11:11 pm
Crotchety you wear your paranoia well...teehee.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 15, 2013, 2:58 am
I forgot Willard Scott was the original Ronald McDonald clown; I guess I'm keeping my eye on him as well...
MissPriss - May 14, 2013, 5:35 pm
Thank you RogAz1.
RogAz1 - May 12, 2013, 11:32 pm
5 supersized Lions on the side
RogAz1 - May 12, 2013, 11:30 pm
Except that 50 years ago, it wasn't as scary...?


McJoker -




Advertising -


TAGS: ad whale mcdonalds
Rating: 5/5

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Ashson - February 8, 2014, 6:25 pm
This motivator only shows if you're not using adblock.


It's the Donald -




OVER DONALD RAY? -


TAGS: donald ray
Rating: 5/5

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ughomer - August 27, 2013, 5:19 am
Cud it be Rob't Hays from 1980?
Greeny - August 25, 2013, 4:08 pm
Who's in the tunnel?


No Thanks -


TAGS: mcdonald s disclaimer privacy info no thanks
Rating: 4.67/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 9, 2013, 5:31 pm
"using it anywhere in the universe however we see fit, with or without prior notification." My dad logged off the website and said, "Forget it, I'm done."
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 9, 2013, 5:28 pm
Thanks, Priss. My old man tried to redeem something recently online. he read the disclaimer through and through and terms of agreement. One of which had to do with "them" coming into their house at any point in time and taking their picture and quote:
MissPriss - August 9, 2013, 5:10 pm
Sorta like the same paranoia you feel after you've eaten what McDonny's considers a burger! 5L for the upcoming legal fees crotchety!


I don't like McDonalds -


TAGS: burger mcdonalds
Rating: 4.62/5

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CloudchaserS - June 13, 2013, 12:14 am
The short order grill at Clabough's Campground & Market in Pigeon Forge makes a burger and fries I'd much rather have than any fast food.
Bolverk3778 - June 12, 2013, 5:37 pm
Totally agree with the sentiments, McDonald's the home of 'pink slime' could not make a good burger if their Corporate Life depended on it. All their Products are under sized for the price they charge.
Cannabal - June 11, 2013, 3:38 pm
I like GoodBurger--home of the GoodBurger--too!
MissPriss - June 11, 2013, 9:44 am
Agree but can't pass up an order of those addictive 5L fries...dammit!


THE APPRENTICE MEETS THE APOCALYPSE - When Donald Trump has a Bad Hair Day, Heaven Contorts in the Agony of Uncontrolled Merriment




KATRINA AND MCD'S - Katrina didn't like the new menu!




AMERICAN SCOCIETY - This is why other countries laugh at the U.S.




RONALD - He prays that Mad Cow Disease does not kill you


TAGS: mcdonalds
Rating: 2.62/5

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Codes - March 1, 2009, 9:29 pm
psh like ill beleive that


HEY! - Isn't that the singer from a Flock of Seagulls?




The Mcdoggie -




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